The aristocrats is a taboo defying offcolor joke that has been told by numerous standup comedians since the vaudeville era. In the heart of paris, a kind and eccentric millionairess wills her entire estate to duchess, her highsociety cat, and her three little kittens. The aristocrats is a fascinating essay on the nature of standup. Based on the beloved disney animated film, and featuring a jazzy, upbeat score, disneys the aristocats kids is a nonstop thrill ride of feline fun, complete with unbelievable twists and turns. The aristocrats is a taboodefying offcolor joke that has been told by numerous standup comedians since the vaudeville era. Oct 07, 2014 bob saget reflects on his aristocrats joke duration.
I had already heard of this movie, and decided to give it a try. Rent the aristocrats 2005 on dvd and bluray dvd netflix. Finally, the the aristocrats script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the paul provenza documentary movie about the filthiest joke ever. The film features saget and 100 other comics discussing and retelling one famous dirty joke that has been handed down. The aristocrats on dvd january 24, 2006 starring george carlin, whoopi goldberg, eddie izzard, don rickles.
Oscars best picture winners best picture winners golden globes emmys san diego comiccon new york comic con sundance film festival toronto intl film festival awards central festival central all events. Disneys the aristocats kids music theatre international. Its a surprising performance from the man who played the straightarrow father on the family sit com full house. It is famous among professional comedians, were told, as the dirtiest joke of all time. Now its up to the roughandtumble alley cat, thomas omalley, and his band of swingin jazz cats to save the day. Poor unfortunate souls singalong from disneys the little mermaid. The 20th disney animated feature film, the film is based on a story by tom mcgowan and tom rowe, and revolves around a family of aristocratic cats, and how an alley cat acquaintance helps. The south park segment of the aristocrats joke, in the film, has a minor edit of the. The aristocrats 2005 rotten tomatoes movie trailers. The aristocats in the heart of paris, a kind and eccentric millionairess wills her entire estate to duchess, her highsociety cat, and her three little kittens.
It was conceived and produced by comedians penn jillette, paul provenza, and peter adam golden, edited by emery emery, golden sold the aristocrats to thinkfilm who distributed and released it theatrically. My favorite telling of the joke is bob saget because hes danny tanner from full house. The aristocrats is a longstanding transgressive joke amongst comedians, in which the setup and punchline are almost always the same or similar. The dvd includes extended versions of comedians telling the joke, including bob saget. Can you make a good, full length movie involving about 100 comedians, all discussing or performing the same long joke. Not the cartoon aristocats, but the documentary about the classic aristocrats joke. Rent the aristocrats 2005 starring mario cantone and chris rock on dvd and bluray.
The aristocats 1970 cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. The aristocats everybody wants to be a cat youtube. Discover the growing collection of high quality most relevant xxx movies and clips. The aristocrats 2005 watch free documentaries online. It received publicity when it was used by gilbert gottfried during the friars club roast of hugh hefner in september 2001. Disneys gargoyles creator really wants a liveaction remake. The dvd youre holding isnt the 1970 disney featurelength cartoon, the aristocats. Lol, if you dont like this, im sorry its hilarious and keep in mind this is the man who played the father in full house, and was host. If they made a movie out of the aristocrats joke, i nominate nicolas cage to play everybody. Penn jillette produced the movie as a documentary on the joke every comedian knows but never tells on stage. Watch the aristocrats movie trailers, exclusive videos, interviews from the cast, movie clips and more at.
The 20th disney animated feature film, the film is based on a story by tom mcgowan and tom rowe, and revolves around a family of aristocratic cats. If you enjoyed the movie, the aristocrats, you will love this cd. This movie is very funny and is one of the best documentaries ever made so is hearts of darkness. The former full house star tells the biggest inside joke in comedy. The film features saget and 100 other comics discussing and retelling one famous dirty joke. The more you care for it, the more hearts you earn. Ive check the documentary section of tvlinks and its not there. You really need to hear the full act to get the full effect of this joke.
Comedy veterans and cocreators penn jillette and paul. Everything you need to know about the aristocrats movie 2005. Documentary film about a longstanding, transgressive joke amongst comedians called the aristocrats. The aristocrats script transcript from the screenplay and. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. Browse through our impressive selection of porn videos in hd quality on any device you own. The aristocrats is a 2005 american documentary comedy film about the famous dirty joke of the same name. It has lots of great parts from the movie, and even stuff that wasnt in the movie. Laughs and adventure ensue as the greedy, bumbling.
The aristocats also stylized as the aristocats is a 1970 animated film produced by walt disney productions and released on december 24, 1970. The dissection of a joke is never pretty, but it has never been nastier than it is in the aristocrats. Laughs and adventure ensue as the greedy, bumbling butler pulls off the ultimate catnap caper. Virtual kitten dvdrom two mini games and your very own printable adoption license. That this one rudimentary joke could be done so many different ways and in different styles. The aristocrats is a 2005 american documentary comedy film about the famous dirty joke of the.
For the 1970 disney animated film with a similar title, see the aristocats. The movie the aristocrats 2005 features a variety of comedians telling the joke and explaining its history back to vaudeville and the borscht belt comedy circuit. With the help of a smooth talking tomcat, a family of parisian felines set to inherit a fortune from their owner try to make it back home after a jealous butler kidnaps them and leaves them in the country. Oancitizen of brows held high quoting phil buni of the bunny perspective compares the content of a serbian film to this joke. The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. Can you make a good, fulllength movie involving about 100 comedians, all discussing or performing the same long joke. The aristocrats joke by gilbert gottfried read discription. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay andor viewings of the aristocrats. See more ideas about aristocats, disney movies and disney animation.
It is the joke s midsection which may be as long as the teller prefers and is often completely improvised that makes or breaks a particular rendition. Sep 02, 2005 directed by penn jillette, paul provenza. With george carlin, don rickles, chris rock, chris albrecht. The aristocrats posted in the outoftheloop community. The word aristocrats means fancy if you dont get it. The aristocats is a 1970 american animated romantic adventure musical comedy film directed by wolfgang reitherman.
Nobody should confuse this film with the aristo cats. With phil harris, eva gabor, sterling holloway, scatman crothers. Bob sagets aristocrats joke, its extremely messed up. Comedy veterans and cocreators penn jillette and paul provenza capitalize on their insider status and invite over 100 of their closest frie. I first heard the joke about the aristocrats watching the dvd gilbert gottfried. Told by 100 comedians, the gag makes for a fascinating documentary about the anatomy of humour, says dorian lynskey. Oddly enough, the aristocrats special features are far more of a reason to buy it on dvd than the movie itself. The aristocats, scales and arpeggios,thomas omalley cat, evrybody wants to be a cat disney virtual kitten adopt your own virtual kitty. No other sex tube is more popular and features more aristocrats scenes than pornhub. While the joke isnt funny which they note during the film, the comedians talking about. Originally shown on the bbc in 1999, the british miniseries the aristocrats subsequently aired in america on the pbs anthology masterpiece theater.
The film is dedicated to johnny carson, as the aristocrats was said to be his. I know, i know, i still need to get the cast names in there and ill be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any. The aristocrats is a one joke film but its the dirtiest joke in showbiz. Bob saget apologizes to cast members of full house. If you are a fan of very dirty, and gross humor, you will absolutely love this disc. Each is different, each tries to get an element of surprise out of their listeners, who are assumed to be other comedians.
The middle is improvised, with gross, incetuous and obscene sexual acts often the topic of choice. A new film called the aristocrats is about a joke, one infamous dirty joke that. Sorry 4 not posting any videos i dont have the internet and im at my grandmas house. One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, very dirty, filthy joke one shared privately by comics since vaudeville. The aristocrats pictures rotten tomatoes movie trailers.
The joke told in the aristocrats the films title is the jokes punch line, and thats pretty much all we can reveal about it in a family newspaper is. Instead of the usual punchline he delivers a very stern art. Disney a list of 22 titles created 15 feb 2017 sex and nudity 1010. It was produced by walt disney productions and released by buena vista distribution. Inside the mind of a master procrastinator tim urban duration.
This documentary about the worlds funniest dirty joke features over 100 standup and performing comedians discussing and telling the joke. With the help of a smooth talking tomcat, a family of parisian felines set to inherit a fortune from their owner try to make it back home after a jealous. Aug 14, 2012 in the heart of paris, a kind and eccentric millionairess wills her entire estate to duchess, her highsociety cat, and her three little kittens. This one is full of well, shit, plus every horribly ugly thing you have ever imagined in your darkest moment, and then ten, a hundred, a thousand times more. Plush puppets free delivery possible on eligible purchases. The 20th animated feature in the disney animated canon, the film is based on a story by tom mcgowan and tom rowe, and revolves around a family of aristocratic cats, and how an alley cat acquaintance helps them after the butler edgar catnaps them to. While the joke isnt funny which they note during the film, the comedians talking about the joke are frequently hilarious.
Oct 14, 2008 trailer for the film the aristocrats catastrophe the day the sun went out part 1 of 2 mysteries of history documentary timeline duration. Jul 25, 2005 the former full house star tells the biggest inside joke in comedy. If the joke itself gets old long before the film endsand it doeslistening to gillette and provenzas commentary discussing the road to making the film is consistently hilarious, particularly when gillette reveals that a grandmother asked an usher before an. The aristocrats pictures and movie photo gallery check out just released the aristocrats pics, images, clips, trailers, production photos and more from rotten tomatoes movie pictures archive. Hilarious and revealing of the way comedy works, the aristocrats demonstrates that its possible. Aug 12, 2005 comedian and actor bob saget talks about the new documentary the aristocrats. The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies the aristocrats. Steven wrights rendition of the joke was a roundabout reference to the movie as. As noted in the lead, saying aristocats as in the disney movie. Sep 01, 2005 the aristocrats is a fascinating essay on the nature of standup. Whereas the circulated internet version contains the whole line intact is and. Comedy veterans and cocreators penn jillette and paul provenza capitalize on their insider status and invite over 100 of their closest friends who happen to be some of the biggest names in. In 2005, penn jillette and paul provenza made the aristocrats, a documentary featuring about a hundred comedians telling their own version of the joke and their own stories about the history of the joke.
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